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Adam Sandler ~ The Longest Pee


Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider


[line of people talking]
"hey man, let me in there first"
-"go ahead man, take it easy"
"thanks, i really gotta pee"

[open door, close door]
[unzip pants]
[start pissin..........groaning....]
"oh man"
[.....]
"ohhh yeah"
[.....]
"ahhhh"
[......stop briefly]
"ahh"

[start pissing again..]
"oh man"
[........]
"oh man"
[...............]
"oh man"
[.......gets louder]
"oh man"
[..........and louder]
"oh man!!"
[............as loud as a hose]
"oh man!!! oh.."
[...........]
"oh no!"
[........]
"oh man!"
[...............slows down]
"ahhh"
[stops]
"ahhhhhh...there ya go"

[fart! starts pissing loudly again]
"oh! oh man!"
[..............]
"oh my god!"

[banging on the door]
[pissing slows down to dribble]
"i'll be out in a minute!"
[....dribbling...]
"oh..oh my"
[stops]
"oh...oh thank god"

[zips up pants]
[pisses in pants]
"awwww man!"

[people laughing]
-"hey man, you pissed in your pants"
"i know"
-"so did i"
"i guess that makes us piss pals"
[horrible annoying laughter]
[rasberry]



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